Thursday 29 November 2012

A language incommunicable


I Would Cuddle You So Hard Black
 
After a good date it’s only normal that we conclude a day by having a passionate long undisturbed night of love making. But sometimes that’s not what is on her mind… after a good day, as men we expect that.

So after that day the only thing she wanted was to cuddle! To be honest, I was not thinking of getting some, but the thought of not getting any made me freeze. The question that came to mind was, what’s the point of premarital sex if its mostly cuddling? So we cuddled all night. It was weird, I thought it was some kind of foreplay and I remember waiting for a green light but it didn’t come.

She was sleeping peacefully while I stayed up looking at her! Now Gents will tell you, it’s hard to sleep on an “empty stomach”. As she was busy getting more comfortable in her sleep, snoring, I remember asking myself is this how the cuddle looks like?”. It was very interesting and yes, I felt very self-righteous in the morning, I could go to the pulpit immediately and preach. But getting through the night was a mission and a half. I thought it was building-up to some kinky hanky-panky, But it was not to be at least not that night. Upon sensing my loss, Miss Master Cuddle clarified it by saying “a cuddle is an action-free intimate hangout”. Yeah right.

I had been disputing the statement that women are from Venus, men are from Mars. After this experience I concluded that she is from Venus and I am from Earth. I mean, I thought cuddling for women was a post-orgasmic chill session, and men think of it as foreplay. Surely I didn’t know much about cuddling but I thought of it as something that people do between more actions. You know? during the 5 minute break "soldier" needs to recoupe; thats when you "cuddle".

So what constitute a cuddle? Evidently men and women think of it differently. Some men like me cuddle because heaven forbid if you do not hold a woman in your arms after action. But when I asked a woman after my own heart (not the one im currently marrying), she had this to say but not in so many words though, “ cuddling is a couple’s thing not just for random encounters. Women cuddle with people they love, because to them (women), cuddling is not an act but a feeling- best enjoyed as part of the orgasmic hormone rush." She also said.." it can be a sex free experience but it can never be an emotion free experience”. Who knew that a simple act of holding in an affectionate manner can take on a life of its own? For woman they cannot cuddle without involving their hearts. Gentlemen, open those arms wide and dismiss your soldier.